Chicken for Christmas
Have you ever wondered what it will look like if the whole world kills and shares one whole chicken? I can imagine how top presidents fights and struggles for their own share of the chicken. You can imagine President Barack Obama struggling to get little part of the chicken that is meant for everyone in the whole world. What a Christmas it will be!
World leading counties such as USA, Britain, China, Russia, France, will use the principle of military threat to take bigger of the share while smaller countries will beg for help and unity of other small countries to get their own share. Western Europe headed by USA will preach democracy as a weapon to confuse the rest of the world so as to get their own better share of the Christmas chicken while China will preach communism to get their own share of the chicken.
Countries in Africa such as Nigeria will get the left over shares giving to them by the leaders of confusion and hide them at the Swiz bank only for the privileged few. Yes of course, they are confused, they don’t know the actual meaning of democracy but they claim to know. America and the West gets half of the chicken, China and Russia gets almost half and the remaining part that is very small goes to the confused countries such as Nigeria.
West and American presidents will demand for their own full and satisfying share so as to get enough distributed among the proud citizens of their various countries while the leaders of powerful Asian countries (China, Japan, Russia) reacts to protect their own interest so long the leaders of Democracy don’t tamper with their own share (powerful Asian share). The shares of the less powerful countries with majority of them in Africa keeping quiet and accept any share given to them. The leaders of these African countries don’t protest because the few share of the chicken goes to their personal accounts in Swiz bank or those who wants to talk will keep short and pretend that all is well before drone jets are sent to eliminate them from office in the name of democracy.
Well, smaller countries only receive, they don’t agitate, if they do, drone Jets will be sent against them with the help of CNN and BBC, the world mocks hungry citizens of less powerful countries as pictures of hungry people who did not get shares of the only chicken available in the world for charismas. These powerful countries only practice the so called democracy within, they don’t practice it without. Hope you understand me. What an experience of chicken for charismas which has being happening for several decades now.